Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Separated...relief relish John Edward

I have been following Mr. Edwards since his presidential campaign in 2004.

I think that Mr. Edwards is the type of husband I want to marry in the future. He is the type of family guy who adores his wife and loves the childrens and has an awesome job as a politician.

On top of that, Mr. Edwards is bloody handsome up till now even when he is a lot older. Mr. Edwards has a wise mature face that surely women would fall crazy over him. He has a sharp jaw and brilliant eyes that can blow your mind just by looking at it. So caring, so lovely.

For his age, he is considered HOT just like my fav. singer, Michael Bolton. Frankly, I started adoring Michael Bolton after he cut short his sick-gross long blond hair-yucky.

I am against men-with-long-hair. They are just sick human being who have plenty of dandruffs and lices all over their oily head. Let the lices suck the blood and become fat. They are fugly and gross to the max..eww.Nuff said.

It's ok aight to dream...

Ladies, shall you be interested in Mr. Edwards? Some might say, EWW..he is fugly old and smells like soil. But, Are u SURE??? Will you be sure you will have NO interest at all even if he talk to you face to face?

Only sick ladies have no desire. Oh well, go away sick ladies, shushh, go dig a hole and play with rubbish.

I think Elizabeth Edwards is lucky to have him.

Is John Edwards lucky to have Elizabeth? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....*long pause

I dont know, maybe, when she was younger back in 70's. I saw the picture of Elizabeth when she was young and she is pretty. Oh well, I think they deserve each other.

I can assure you tons of women would die for Mr. Edward.

Yes, including me! *peace

He is the type of man that all I can say is, "Please, marry me, Mr. Edwards!!!", and I am nobody but a huge fan of him. If he was not married and I was much older than my current age maybe in mid 30's and if I had the opportunity to be closed with him, I would definitely look for Mr. Edward and compete with other women to win his heart.

Enough for the compliment =) Let's talk about the reality.

Sigh, however, the truth about Mr. Edwards has ruined the role model of my dream husband. He is just another douche bag who have hurt the sweetest lady on the planet earth. He cheated on his wife. That's the problem.

Mr. fugly Edward had an affair with the camerawhorewoman.

John Edward admitted to his wife yaddaa yadda..."It was a short trip". He indeed quit.

Fortunately, Elizabeth has a golden heart and she forgave Edwards. But the problem is getting worse when the camerawhoreman confronted Mr. Edwards with the baby, the fruit of their extramarrital relationship.

Did John admit he is the biggest liar in history? NO
but is he the father? yes, indeed.

He finally admitted to public that he is the father of the innocent baby girl, just last week. Why did he wait for 3 years for a confession?

Because miss camerawhorewoman was threatening him. She wanted to get the most out of Mr. Edwards. Oh well, she went to public anyways. This statement boils into one conclusion, who doesnt love money and popularity? *snap

Finally,Today, Mr. and Mrs. Edwards are officially divorced. John Edwards will carry the burden for the rest of his life.

I dont know how to express my deep deepest sympathy to Elizabeth Edwards. Poor Mrs. Edwards. She is battling breast cancer since back in 2004, and her husband in lieu of doing his job as a loyal husband, he was engaged in a short trip pleasure with the camerawhorewoman Dang....

As a woman, I felt hurt. I wonder how my marriage will be. If my husband is bloody handsome and so attractive and when both of us are getting older, will he seek for a pleasure from another woman?

I will be old and fat like an old hag and my husband is a muscle toned. That's dangerous!! I definitely need to prepare for it. I can't think what I am supposed to do, but I will figure out soon. Or, should I look for a man who is less attractive to protect the loyal zone?

Is that true that Men are more attractive when they are getting old (in their mid-40's). The opposite for women, women are less atractive when they are older?

Obvious example, Barrack Obama, Michael Bolton, Will Smith, Johnny Depp. Hawt!!! They are in mid 40's and 50's.

Pamela Anderson in 2010? Hyukkk....(vomit)

Anyways, in general, Men just cannot be trusted. I doubt to unleash them. They would pull out their mini gun whenever they see opportunity for fresh meat.

Speaking of fresh meat, I can tell why Mr. Edward would go for another women, here are the two reasons I can think of on top of my head:

1. His wife is battling breast cancer so she cannot give Mr. Edward a hot bloody exciting sex like many stars doing it in porn movie. Surely, Mr. Edward was desparate of his need and voila he and that camerawhorewoman was at the same location, same time.

2. Who is not attracted to John Edward? That Camerawhorewoman is bloody lucky and she is a lot younger than his wife. Fresh meat for John Edward.

Let's be upfront, If you were a man in mid 50's will you choose Miss camerawhorewoman (who is fit and toned) over Mrs. Edward? Just, be honest. Well, to me- neither, I would go for someone who is a lot younger than Miss Camerawhorman. I would go with Angelina Jolie.

p/s the stupid bandana (rag) miss camerawhorwoman wearing at the interview really turned me off. I think Mr. Edward is blind. I dont see at which point John Edwards sought miss camerawhorewoman is hot/pretty. She is fugly. If I were Mr. Edwards, I would look for a hottie, maybe like a playboyhouse mate. Going out with miss camerawhorewoman is downgrading.

I would like to know if there is a true love. A love; the super-handsome husband would take care of his wife when the wife is old and completely ill. Will he be faithfull regardless of spouse flabby figure?Is there anything like this in reality? please for the sake of all the good stuff on this planet, i would like to know!

Speaking of a good stuff, last week, I went to a dinner with my friend and we ordered shitty steak. The steak is not important but I came up with a conclusion that there are 4 matters that are important in a relationsip:

1. Financial
2. Partners physical attribute
3. Sex
4. Odor..(I just added) Partner might leave the spouse who have rubbish breath.

and, my friend added something and please I didnt meant to offend anyone:

According to "a survey", people prefer to have sex with someone who has STD rather than with obese people*. WTF

EWW...I would rather die alone if I have to deal with these two.



Does anyone else think Heath Ledger resembles Michael Bolton?



1 comments:

Aseem said...

A US senator who is sexually promiscuous? Who would have thought... I am shocked, SHOCKED!