Double-faced

Everyone is double-faced in this world. And, yes including me. I am double-faced (that includes my liquid foundation)

Nobody is honest. People love to gossip about others. Everybody is double faced.

What? You disagree??

Fine, then prove it to me that you are 100% honest, prove it to me that you never bitch about people. You want to preach about honesty and integrity??? Gah, you better see yourself in the mirror before you start preaching at me.

and totally, totally, YES, YOU the random stranger who happened to read my blog or accidentally drop by my blog, you are double-faced!!!

I am sick with people who exaggerated about others being a liar and double-faced.

and YOU? YOU think you are pure and innocent? *toilet flushing sound

With such a thick face cheerfully telling everyone that you *hate* gossip, *avoid* talking about people behind their backs, and you are honest, kind, helpful, and you don't bitch about people. uh UH ah ---yawn, whatever ah!

And, now you are totally bitching about me...^^

If you ask me if I talk about people behind their back, oh, yeah TOTALLY. And, dont you dare to criticize me because i know you are doing exactly the same thing I did.

suffocate. Gotta go....

Bye Bye

Hollaa!!

Gosh, I miss my blog sooo much

*smoochies my pizookie blog, hugs and kissess...mmmuuahhhh!!!

I am busy doing nothing LOL. LOL. LOL. Oh, yeah, I was wondering why people used "LOL" and "WTF" in like every sentence in their blog. Hmm??? Are these people running out vocabulary? or, maybe "wtf" and "lol" are like salt and pepper. You feel something is missing without "LOL" or "wtf".

You know what Im saying. You need salt and pepper whatsoever on your meal coz you dont want to taste ol' plain on your plate.

Speaking of vocabulary, you know, I took some time to practice pronouncing "vocabulary" word. Yo know what I am saying like I can say "vocabulary" word perfectly like other english native speaker. Seriously, tt's hard to say it for the first time and it was emberrassing coz people though I was saying " Fuck a Berry ?:)

What, Fuck a Berry? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

What the hell man, I was saying vocabulary, man, you shall fix em your ear. Your ear may have some shits that you need a drill man coz they are hard like rocks--hardcore ear wax. Eh, ear wax sounds funky, I like too call em earpoops or earshits coz they sound awesome. AHAHHAA...wtf.

Anyways, my friend taught me how to say "Vocabulary" like normal english sounds,

Vo-cab-U-larry

Anyways, let's get back to our business. Whew.Let's started. Dude, come on dude, stop humping the horses. wtf.

Hhahha, so random.sigh. I am supposed to write about the Bavinger House!! I promise to that old man that I will upload the bavinger pics on my blog. sigh. Oh well...

Shall we continue to pursue the mysterious bavinger house???

stay tuned dude, hola, hola^^

Btw, I took the picture!!!!

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For Heaven's sake , Google, obiously, you have made a wrong decision. or, Maybe?

China, I wish you good luck and happiness in your future endeavours without google. Good luck with your own pride to block the (china) citizens from the access to the history fact of massacre in Tiananmen Square, etc.

Oh, almost forgot, You also block the access to facebook, twitter, youtube, blogspot, Bing....

*Applause

Maybe, wikipedia will follow too, er?

BUT China, your population is consisted of highly intelligent citizens, I am sure you can find your own way to survive without help from Google.

Where did the cyber attack come from? I wonder, who is the culprit behind the scene?

*Im talking nonsense. I dont even know why I discussed about china-google-us in here. They have nothing to do with my issue. I guess I am panicking right now. I am scared and I talked random stuff.

The reason your arm pit smells like yeast because you dont use deodorant. wtf.

I dont think I can do it, and I dont want to do it. sigh. sighghghghghghghghg

How about if I fail again? I really got a butterfly stomachache.

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Blogging is the only reason I can survive. I can express my feeling..and who does care about my feeling? People prefer to talk but refuse to listen. Or, pretending that they are listening, but they aren't.

For men:

Men love to pretend that they were listening to your problem, your issue ...just to get your attention and to get you, obviously.

When you start to cry, most likely, men will cuddle and rub your neck and he will offer his shoulder. And then, he touches your face and start to bull crap of how beautiful you are that you are the most amazing person, you are so smart, etc..

You start to smile and the man will stare at your eyes. Out of the blue, he will hug you really tight and he immediately kiss you with your closed eyes. Within 5 mins, you are sleeping with him.

The next morning, you will whisper to his ear that you appreciate his kindness. The man will smile and said, "it's okay babe. I do what I can do." . And then, the man put his clothes on and he left.

Next time, you realize it is difficult to reach him. You call him but he won't pick up the phone. Instead, he will text you that he is in a meeting. You respond to his msg and he reply your msg via Facebook, and so on. The man has so many excuses just to avoid meeting you.

It turned out men just wanted to take the advantage of you when you were fragile. The ugly truth of men.

For Female friends:

With female friends, it is in a different case. At the moment when you are so sad and you just want to share your feeling with female friends.

However, before even you finish your story, your female friend already cut the conversation right away and start talking about her relationship problem.

"I dont know what's wrong with him??"
" He was flirting with another girl at the bar, I saw them"
"I dont understand what he wants from me!!"

Yes, I dont care with your problems. I prefer you to shut up and listen to my problem. Who are you??? Your story is less pathetic compare to mine. Mine is very sad, full of tears from "on and off broken heart relationship".



OK, I really have a panic attack RIGHT NOW.